Having convinced the rest of the staff here at WORD that Contest Queen should be a permanent, life-tenured position, I am proud to bring you...

This contest will move more swiftly than the last, so stay on your toes! Send in some dialogue or a brief storyline to accompany the Cat Card of the Week (courtesy of Alfred Mainzer, Inc.). Each week, the best entry gets posted in our Cat Contest Archives until I get sick of the whole thing. Please limit your entry to 100 words or less. Extra points for attention to detail.

If you're interested, you can purchase new sets of 100 collector 
edition postcards for $25 from Patriot Postcard Publications, 
at 27-08 40th Ave, LIC, NY 11101.