April 9, 11:32 pm

Jeez, why do all these morons come in & bother me? What is it about human contact that makes it so valuable even if it's a mundane one? Ick! Stay away, all you boring people (and cats and dogs and little bratty punks). You get on my nerves! I hate to be bothered. Just leave. I don't want to waste my time at college. I don't want to do that kind of stuff for the rest of my life. I'll just write sordid, smutty stories by the dozen like John D. MacDonald & Mickey Spillane & live in the lap of luxury while all my poor peers struggle away at making an honest living.