After an hour 
    of waiting 
        they X-Rayed my poor lumpy arm, 
           and sure enough, it was quite broken. 
So broken, in fact, 
   that after another hour 
       they shot me up with a huge Novacaine syringe, 
and then 20 minutes later 
       Dr. Wolf snapped the two pieces of my radius back together.
CRRRRRAAAAACK!

Typing, mouse-handling, and bra-fastening 
             are now very challenging activities for me.



So now I'm dreaming of 
Sunny Warm Atlanta, 
my home 
in the 

Peach State.