Dear Calvin,

The gang here at Word deeply regret the recent passing of your underpants campaign. We know it's not easy being visionary. So few people truly grasp the universal language of fashion, and that's a bitter pill to swallow. But we "get you," Calvin. So here's an homage to your recent work-- just a reminder that amidst all this crazy hullabaloo, you have real friends who are completely in sync with your message.

`Nuff said,
The Word Staff